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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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Gorilla-tastic!

Submitted by: Mira

Q: What does king-kong read to catch up on the latest basketball? A: The gorilla-strated.

Stripe fight!

Submitted by: Mira

Q: What is black, white and green,black, white and green? A: two zebras fighting over a pickle!

Spicy for hogwarts!

Submitted by: Mira

Q: What kind of spicy food do students at hogwarts eat? A: Hex-Mex!

Let's go to the next level!

Submitted by: Mira

Q: Why did the boy bring his xbox in to an elevator? A: He wanted to go to the next level!

Do the egg toss!

Submitted by: Mira

Q: What's a chicken's favorite sport? A: The Hen-FL!

Beware of the itch!

Submitted by: Mira

Q: What do you get when you cross the witch from from the Wizard of Oz and poisen ivy? A: The wicked itch of the west!

T.V. twister!

Submitted by: Mira

Q: Which television show features a girl who has visions and is great with a needle and thread? A: That's Sew Raven

Duck robber!

Submitted by: Mira

Q: Who stole the soap? A: The Robber ducky!

Thnk and drink!

Submitted by: Mira

Q: What's a tree's favorite thing to drink? A: Root beer!

Say it and brake it!

Submitted by: Mira

Q: What brakes when you say it? A: silence!

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