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Joke of the Week –boy scouts
Submitted by: Blair
Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights.
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leaf
Submitted by: Leatishia
knock,knock who's there? leaf leaf who? LEAF.... ME ALONE
Down and dirty!
Submitted by: Mira
Q: Why was the pig egected from the team? A: Because he was playing dirty!
Jump through time!
Submitted by: Mira
Q: What's a kangaroo's favorite time? A: Leap year!
Red light green light!
Submitted by: Mira
Q: When do you go on red and stop on green? A: A watermelon!
What can happen?
Submitted by: Mira
Q: What can happen when a dog, a faucet and a tamato running a race? A: A dog is in the lead, the faucet is running and the tamato needs to ketchup!
Pass the peas please!
Submitted by: Mira
Q: What band has the best manners? A: The Black Eyed Please
ANIMALS CRACKERS
Submitted by: roberto
Q What do u give a sick pig? A ONIKMENT!
ANIMALS CRACKERS
Submitted by: Roberto
Q: What game do cows play at parties? A: MOOOSICAL CHAIRS!
Dinosaurs
Submitted by: Jessica
How do you stop a dinosaur from charging? Take away his credit card
the red sea!
Submitted by: Mira
W: Why did the ocean blush? A: Because the scuba diver saw its bottom!
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