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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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Joker

Submitted by: Mira

What is the match makers favorite thing to eat? Pears!

Funny!!!!!

Submitted by: Essence:)

What does a cat say instead of what's up? CAT'S UP!!!!

Cow School

Submitted by: Nicole

Q. What is a cows favourite school activity? A. Moo-sic!!!

batman!!!

Submitted by: essence

how does Batman's mother call him fr dinner? Dinner,dinner,dinner,dinner,dinner,dinne-r,dinner,dinner,BATMAN!!!!!!!

1-2-3-MUMMIES!

Submitted by: Cami

Once there lived a boy. One day he asked his father "Daddy, when did you go to Egypt?" Then his father said "I never went to Egypt, son." Then the boy said "Then where did you get my mummy?"

Wave Whares

Submitted by: Jennifer

What do waves ware? White caps!

Books

Submitted by: Cami

Why did the book go to the hospital? Because he broke his spine!

Wwhhaattt?

Submitted by: Cami

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper!

Chick Chick!

Submitted by: Cami

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

frogs

Submitted by: Leila

Q : What do frogs drink? A : Croak-a-cola!

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