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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu
Submitted by: James
Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!
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ghosts
Submitted by: Leila
Q: What room does a ghost never enter? A: A living room!
Banana's favorite dance move!!
Submitted by: Leila
Q:What did the banana perform at the dance? A:The splits!
A cow's favorite snack
Submitted by: Leila
Q:What’s a cow’s favorite snack? A:Moofuns!
Farmer
Submitted by: Leila
Q:What do you call a happy farmer? A:A jolly rancher!
Sheep's most favorable Barber Shop
Submitted by: Leila
Q:Where do sheep get their wool cut? A:At the Baa Baa shop!
Pirates card game
Submitted by: Leila
Q:Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? A:Because he was on the deck!
A bears marriage!!
Submitted by: Leila
Q: Where do bears get married????? A: On honey moons!!!!
Teacher's Pet
Submitted by: Leila
Q:Why was the dragonfly the teachers pet? A:Because it was very bright!!!!
Confused porcupine
Submitted by: Leila
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A:Are you my mother?!?!?
Similarities between dogs and trees
Submitted by: Leila
Q: What do dogs and trees have in common? A: Bark!!!!!
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