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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu
Submitted by: James
Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!
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A cheerleaders favorite breakfast meal
Submitted by: Leila
Q:What type of cereal do cheerleaders eat every morning? A:Cheer-ios!!!
Rabbit
Submitted by: Leila
Q: When a rabbit is wet, what does it use to dry itself? A: A hare dryer!!!
Where's the turtle
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q:Why did the turtle cross the road? A:To get to the shell station!
Disappering Cow!!!
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because he was late for Mooosic lessons!
Eggs
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q:What did the egg say when he heard a really funny joke? A:That crack’s me up!
Why cats look very cute!!
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q:What do cats do to with their fur? A:They make it purrfect!!!!
When you put a cow and an earthquake together!
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q:What do you get with a cow and an earthquake? A:A milk-shake!
The scared skeleton!
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q:Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A:It had no guts!
The confused baby ant
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q:Why was the baby ant confused? A:Because all of his uncles were ants!!!
Vampire's favorite snack
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q:What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A:A nectarine!
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