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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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Around and Around

Submitted by: Jennifer

What gose aruond an ice rink but dosn't move? The boards!

Panther

Submitted by: Breanne

knock,knock who's there? panther panther who? excuse-me my panther (pants are) falling down!

What do you get?

Submitted by: Jennifer

What do you get when you cross a border collie and a garden? Collie flower

The Apple

Submitted by: Jennifer

Why did the teacher mark the Apple? She was at the markit(Mark-it)

Bald

Submitted by: Jennifer

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? He needed the hare!

A spiders meal

Submitted by: Jennifer

What do spiders like to eat? French Flies!

What do you get?

Submitted by: Jennifer

What do yuoy get when you cross a needle a balloon and a teacher? A pop quiz!

Riddle me this

Submitted by: Jennifer

Whats the difference between here and there? The letter T!

Snow Sillies

Submitted by: Jennifer

what kind of ball dosent bounce? A snow ball!

Cold Letters

Submitted by: Jennifer

What are a snowmans 2 favourite letters? I.C.

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