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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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car

Submitted by: faith

knok knok who's there? cargo! cargo who? cargo beep beep

Cow Joke

Submitted by: Jennifer

Why did the cow cross the road? It was the chickens day off!

Gum Joke

Submitted by: Jennifer

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot!

BLOB

Submitted by: faith

WHAT DID THE TREE SAY TO THE FARMER! STOP PICKING ON ME! WHY DID THE BOY THROW BUTTER OUT THE WINDOW! HE WANTED TO SEE THE BUTTERFLY!

The Golfer

Submitted by: Aaron

Q.Why did the golfer wear two pears of pants? A.In case he got a hole in one!

Potty mouth

Submitted by: Breanne

If you're Canadian outside the bathroom, what are you inside the bathroom? Europeen (your-a-peeing!)

~Cheerleaders~

Submitted by: Alyssa

~Question~ Why was the ghost a cheerleader? ~Answer~ Because she liked to show off her school spirit.

sissor sillies

Submitted by: Sarah

Q) Why do sissors make goog drivers? A) They know all the short cuts!

sheepish jokes

Submitted by: Cherese

What do sheep do on sunny days? They have a Baa-Baa-cue

dancing

Submitted by: Cherese

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to go with!

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