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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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cats

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q : What did the cat say when he saw the mouse? A : Pleased to eat you!!!!

colored cats

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q : What's a cat's favorite color? A : Puurrrrrple!!!!!!!!

fairy tales

Submitted by: Cherese

What so you call a fairy that doesn't take a bath? Stinker Bell!!!

cookie

Submitted by: caitlin

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it was feeling crumby!

LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Nicole

Q.What loves peanuts and goes boom, boom boom? A. An elephant jumping rope!

state

Submitted by: robyn

what state can you walk on floor-ida (florida)

Messiest Sport

Submitted by: Quinn

What is the messiest sport played in Canada? Basketball, because the players dribble on the floor.

Hockey Rink

Submitted by: Keaton

What goes all around a hockey rink but never moves? The boards.

Teeth

Submitted by: Lexana

Q.What has teeth but wont bite? A.A comb!

BEES

Submitted by: Lexana

Q.How do bees get to school? A.On the school buzz!

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