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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu
Submitted by: James
Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!
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Carrots
Submitted by: Lexana
Q. How do you know carrots are good for the eyes? A. Have you ever saw a rabbit with glasses?
fishy
Submitted by: Diljot Ricky
Q. why is it so easy to scale fish? A.cause they have there own scales!
1+1+3
Submitted by: Diljot Ricky
Once there was this boy at school. His teacher asked, "What's 1+1?" He answered, "3". The teacher sighed and said, "Go home and ask your family what they think the answer is." He went home to ask his family. His dad was playing Poker with some friends, so the boy went up to his dad and asked, "Dad what's 1+1?" His dad said, "**** **!" He went to his mum, who was watching the news about George Bush. He asked her, "What's 1+1?" She said, "George Bush." He went to his sister, who was taking a bubble bath. He asked, "Whats 1+1?" She said, "OOooO AAhh.." He went to his brother, who was with his girlfriend, and they were about to go out. He asked him, "Whats 1+1?", and his brother said, "Lets go my darling." The next day the teacher asked the boy, "So whats 1+1?" He said, "SHUT UP!" Then the teacher said, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" The boy answered, "George Bush." The teacher smacked him, and he said, "OOooOooo AAhhh!" The teacher said, "YOU ARE GOING TO THE PRICNCAPAL'S OFFICE WITH ME!" The boy said, "Lets go my darling!"
The best excuse
Submitted by: Diljot Ricky.
The best excuse type: Why do you keep talking? Excuse: I ate alphabet soup for lunch and words keep coming out of my mouth.
books
Submitted by: Diljot Ricky
Q. Where do books sleep? A. Under their covers!
Books
Submitted by: Lexana
Q. Where do books sleep? A. Under their covers!
A silly joke!
Submitted by: Sarah
Q: Why did the leg adition for school play? A: Becuse it wanted to be in a cast!
Mice
Submitted by: Lexana
Q. What kind of cake do mice like? A. Cheese-cake!
longest word
Submitted by: jake
What's the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there's a mile between each s
the mini apple
Submitted by: Ness
Q:What is the smallest apple in the world???????? A: Minneapolis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :):)
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