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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu
Submitted by: James
Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!
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clocks
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q : Why did the worker sit on a clock???? A : Because he wanted to work overtime!!! Get it????
computer hero
Submitted by: Ashlea
What do you call a computer superhero? A Screen Saver.
soup for dogs
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q : What kind of soup do dogs like? A : chicken poodle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poodles
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q : What kind of dog always laughs? A : a chihuaha!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!Funny Eh?
bats
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q : Which kind bat hangs the highest? A : an acro-BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elephants
Submitted by: Alexa
there are 2. elephants one elephant asks the other to go swimming. the other elephant says but there is only pair of trunks between us!!!!!
chicken
Submitted by: Domenica
why did the chicken go into the pot of boiling water? he wanted to relaxe in a hot tub!
Difference
Submitted by: Lexana
Q.Whats the difference between a teacher and a train? A. The teacher says spit out your gum, and the train says chew chew.
pets loudest noise
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q : What pet makes the loudest noise? A : a trumpet
pencils live? What????????
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q : Where does a pencil live? A : Pencil-vania!!!!
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