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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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Joke List

Ha!Ha!Ha!

Submitted by: Katie

What do you get if you cross a toad with a chair? A toadstool!

1-2-3-LAUGH!

Submitted by: Katie

Why does a tiger have stripes? So it won't be spotted!

the army

Submitted by: Paiten

Q:why isn't it a good thing to have the name will in the army? A: because when the capt. says fire at will everyone will fire at YOU!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Food

Submitted by: Katrena

2 peanuts were walking down the road... One was a salted!

hockey joke

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q : Why are hockey players so cold???????? A : Because they have so many fans!!!! HI!HI!HI!HI!

Bars

Submitted by: LexPex

Q: What did the two men say when they walked into the bar? A: Ouch!!

Laugh it up

Submitted by: Katie

What do you call a happy mushroom a fun-guy

The Beaver

Submitted by: maddie

What's a beaver's favorite place? Answer: HollyWood!!!

hockey trees???

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q : What hockey team comes from trees? A : The Toronto Maple Leafs!

mouse

Submitted by: Mohamed

Question : What kind of mouse cant squeek? Answer : a computer mouse!!!!!!!!!!

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