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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu
Submitted by: James
Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!
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serve it, don't eat it
Submitted by: Mira
Q: What can you serve but NEVER eat? A: a volleyball!
zombie+musician=?
Submitted by: Mira
Q: What do you get when you cross a zombie and a musician? A: A decomposer!
Pay what for what?
Submitted by: Mira
Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? A: A hand and a leg!
eye-lectoronics
Submitted by: Mira
Q: What kind of a cell phone does a cyclops have? A: An eye-phone!
Elevator trouble
Submitted by: Mira
Q: Why arn't there any elevators in a video game factory? A: It makes it to easy to go to the next level.
Domino effect
Submitted by: Mira
Q: What did one domino say to the other? A: Mind if I lean on you?
glad you noticed I'm vegetarian!
Submitted by: Mira
Q: What did one man say to the vegetarian? A: you're a hot soy dog!
Cookie power!
Submitted by: Mira
Q: What did the girl say to the cookie? A: Your a sharp cookie!
puppy's pizza
Submitted by: Mira
Q: What did the dog order on his pizza? A: Pup-eronie!
Funny
Submitted by: Viola
How do you know if there has been an elephant in your refrigerator? A. There is foot-prints in the butter!
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