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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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Space

Submitted by: Sarah

When do astronauts eat their sandwiches? At launch time!

Sillies

Submitted by: Sarah

What do you call a moon in space? A com-moon-ity!

sick

Submitted by: jake

why did the computer go to the doctor it had a virus

pirate movie

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q : Why wasn`t the 7 year old kid allowed to see a pirate movie? A : Because it was rated RRRRRRRRRRR!!!

School

Submitted by: Mohamed

q : Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? A : Because he wanted to go to High School!!!!!

Counting cows

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q : How do you count cows? A : Using a cow-culator!!!!!!!!

airplane school

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q : Why did the kid study in an airplane? A : Because he wanted a higher grade!!!!!!

the top

Submitted by: robyn

What has a bottom on the top of it? Your legs

movies

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q: what do you call a cow thats in a movie? A: A mooooovie star!

Cow tricks

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q: What do you call a cow that does tricks? A: A mooooo-gician!!

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