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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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ghost amusement park

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q: What's a ghost's favorite ride? A: A roller ghoster!

Saturday night

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q:Where do cows go on a saturday night? Answer: To the moooooooooooovies!!

chicken

Submitted by: Domenica

why did the chicken go into the pot of boiling water? he wanted to relaxe in a hot tub!

pooh bear fun

Submitted by: Domenica

what did winnie the pooh say to tigger while eating breakfast? pass the WINNIpeg free press,Please

boy

Submitted by: anjelica

knock knock !who there .adam.adam who.adam them all up

pirate patchy

Submitted by: cohen

how much did it cost for a pirate to get a piercing? answer=a buccanner bucc-an-ear

animal

Submitted by: daniel

what do you get when you cross a elephant and a fish A. swimming trunks

The Gorilla

Submitted by: Alyssa

Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

library

Submitted by: robyn

What's the tallest building in Winnipeg? The Library because it has the most stories

math

Submitted by: harrison

question:what did the math book say to the other math book.answer:i have more problems

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