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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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time

Submitted by: harrison

why did the guy throw the clock out the window?he wanted to see time fly

The Vacuum and the Broom

Submitted by: J.

Why did the vacuum go on a date with the broom? It swept her off her feet!

pirate

Submitted by: Cohen

how much did it cost for an earing!Answer:a buckaneer

Funny Stuff

Submitted by: Leah

Will you forget me in less then 10 seconds? No? Ok then. Knock, knock? Who's there? I thought you said you wouldn't forget me!

Kleenex joke

Submitted by: Jenna

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Answer......Put a little boogie in it!!

The Little Old Lady

Submitted by: Marly

Knok, Knock. Who's there? Little old Lady. Little old Lady who? Hey, why are you yodeling?!

polar bear

Submitted by: jake

What is a polar bear's coat made of? Polar fleece

Colourful

Submitted by: Devin

Whats black, white and green? Two skunks and a pickle!

Vaentines Day

Submitted by: Devin

Where did the butcher take his girlfriend for Valentines Day? To the Meat Ball!

Farmers

Submitted by: Mohamed

Question: why did the farmer feed his cow money? Answer: Because he wanted rich milk!

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