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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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Chick's

Submitted by: Mohamed

Question: Where did the chick go for a holiday? Answer: To Chickago!

Ouch?

Submitted by: Kaitlyn

Why can you dive from 300 feet right into a soda pop without hurting yourself? Because it is a "Soft" Drink -- Get it!!

Noah's Fruitbowl

Submitted by: Kaitlyn

Why didn't the 2 worms go into Noah's Ark in an Apple? Because everyone had to go in "Pears"!!

fish

Submitted by: robyn

Why are fish so smart? because they live in schools

breakfast

Submitted by: robyn

what do snowmen eat for breakfast frosted flakes

Baseball

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q: What animal plays in baseball games? A: A bat!

Snowmen

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q: Where do snowmen keep there money? A: In a snow bank!

Nicest Vegetable

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q: What's the nicest vegetable? A: A sweet potato!

tigger & pooh bear!!!!

Submitted by: karli

Question: Why was tigger looking in the toilet? Answer: He was looking for poo (pooh bear)!!!!!!

Animals

Submitted by: Joel!

Q:What is a skunk's favourite snack? A:Stench Fries!

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