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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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Joke List

buzz joke

Submitted by: Caitlyn

What do you call a buzzing insect with a dictionary? A spelling bee.

jail

Submitted by: annette

why is it hard to keep a clock in jail? because time keeps on running out

polar bears

Submitted by: robyn

Where to polar bears put their money? In a snow bank.

kitty cat

Submitted by: Cherese

How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!

Lions hunting

Submitted by: Cherese

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? Let us prey.

animal joke

Submitted by: Cheese

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Rufffff!

mouse joke

Submitted by: Cherese

What happened to the mouse that fell off the shelf and into a glass of Mountain Dew? Nothing it was a soft drink!

fairys

Submitted by: Cherese

What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? Stinkerbell

homework

Submitted by: Mohamed

Question: Why did the student decide to munch on his homework? Answer: Because he thought it was a piece of cake!

Fire Attire

Submitted by: Kaitlyn

What kind of socks do fire fighters wear? Fire Hose!!

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