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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu
Submitted by: James
Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!
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Submitted by: Kaitlyn
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No guts
Submitted by: Cheyenne
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The Golf Joke
Submitted by: Cherice
Why did the man take two pairs of pants to the golf course? Incase he gets a hole in one.
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Submitted by: Edith
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Submitted by: Amber
Q.)What Two Words Have The Most Letters? A.)The Post Office
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Submitted by: Theresa
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Submitted by: Theresa
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Submitted by: Theresa
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Halloween
Submitted by: Theresa
Why are graveyards noisy? Answer: Because of all the coffin!
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