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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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Salad Dressing

Submitted by: Davis

Why was the cucumber shocked???? He saw the salad Dressing!!!!!

Ghost go...

Submitted by: Davis

Knock Knock whos there Ghost go ghost go who ghost go BOO not who!!!!!!!:):):)

numbers

Submitted by: Carley

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 ate 9.

funny food

Submitted by: kimrin

whats RED,GREEN,YELLOW AND ORANGE and wears boxing gloves. fruit punch

Computer Illness

Submitted by: Kaitlyn

Q: Why did the computer go to the Doctor? A: Because it had a VIRUS!

Hee Hee! My favourite joke!

Submitted by: Kaitlyn

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide!

Sodas

Submitted by: Aaron

Q: What did the girl do after she drank 8 sodas? A: She burped 7UP!

The Abominable Snowman wears glasses

Submitted by: Joshua

What did The Abominable Snowman say when he put on glasses for the first time? I-cy.

Chicken joke

Submitted by: Ally

Q: Why did the duck cross the road? A: Because the Chicken retired and moved to Florida! Hahahahahaha!

use your mind

Submitted by: tamanna

what is half a circle, full a circle, half a circle, A......half a circle, full a circle, right angle, A...?? Answer: COCA COLA

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