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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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Joke List

Gum

Submitted by: jennifer

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot!

pirates

Submitted by: Jennifer

Why couldnt the pirates go to the movies? Cause it was rated RRRRRRRRRRR!

pirates

Submitted by: Jennifer

Whats a pirates favourite school subject? aRRRRt!

ladder

Submitted by: nicole

what did the math book say to the kid? i have a lot of problems ...

Letters

Submitted by: Jennifer

Whats a polar bears favourite letters? I.C.

Cold animals!

Submitted by: jennifer

How do you get an elephant in a refridgerater? Open the door and stuff it in! How do you get a giraffe in a refridgrater? Take the elephant out, And stuff the Giraffe in!

arm and a leg

Submitted by: Jennifer

Sign at a towing company: We dont charge an arm and a leg, we want tows!

Books

Submitted by: Jennifer

A Funny book title: Almost missed the bus by justin time

bear feet

Submitted by: nicole

why did the bear did not where anything on his feet? He did not want bear feet

Fast Food

Submitted by: Joel!

Q: If Burger King married Dairy Queen, what would their daughter be named??? A: Princess Auto! Ha Ha!

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