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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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elephant and ant

Submitted by: kalie

What is an elaphants favourite game to play with the ant? Squash!

don't end today

Submitted by: kalie

The pig came up to the cow one day and said "i had so many nightmares last night because i think the worlds going to end" the pig replied "don't worry it's tomorrow in Australia!"

Weather outside

Submitted by: robyn

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked out the window? It looks like Reindeer. (Rain dear)

Eggs

Submitted by: Karen

Q:If a rooster laid an egg on the tip of a roof, which way would it fall? A:A rooster doesn't lay eggs!

Santa

Submitted by: robyn

What do you call Santa on the beach? Sandy Claus

Fast Food

Submitted by: Mira

Q: Who did the Burger King Marry? A: The Dairy Queen!

BEAR SLIPPERS

Submitted by: Madison

Why did the bear wear slippers? He had BEAR feet!!!

why is 6 afraid of 7

Submitted by: jestin

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 ate 9

halloween jokes

Submitted by: Breann

Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts to do it!

What time is it?

Submitted by: madeline

What time is it when ten lions are chasing you? Ten after one!!!!

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