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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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knock knock joke

Submitted by: Adrianna

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Olive Olive who..... Olive you too!

Dogs

Submitted by: Rebecca

dog 1 What did the weiner dog say to the other dog? Your a hot dog Dog 2 and your cold.

4 letters

Submitted by: madi

what 4 letters did the girl say to the other when she fell off her bike? r,u,o,k

Names

Submitted by: Evan

"Evan,what is my name"? Said Tom. "Tom". Said Evan. Would you remember my name in a minute? Yes. A day? Yes. A week? Yes. A month? Yes. A year? Yes. Knock-knock. Who's their? I thought you wouldn't forget my name!

Pork Chop

Submitted by: Eva

Q: What trick does a karate pig know? A: a pork chop!!!!!!!!!

smelly

Submitted by: Maddi

Q:what did one eye say to the other eye? A:between you and me something smells.

The Buffalo That Crossed the Road

Submitted by: Evan

Why did the buffalo cross the road? Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida!

eat up

Submitted by: robyn

why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny

Monster game

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q: What's a monsters favorite game? A: Hide and Shriek

sports for snakes

Submitted by: Mohamed

Q: What's a snake's favorite sport? A: Curling!

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