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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu
Submitted by: James
Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!
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ducks
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q: Why don't ducks like to get mail? A: Because they already have bills!!
fish docter
Submitted by: Mohamed
Q: What kind of fish works at a hospital. A: A sturgeon!!
what do you get
Submitted by: Mira
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster, a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle? A: Cock-a-poodle-doo!
Battle of the Bands
Submitted by: Mira
Q: Why were the Beatles afraid to go up the mountain? A: Because they were afraid of the Rolling Stones!
Bright Light
Submitted by: Mira
Q: Why did the Firefly have such good grades? A: Because he was a bright student!
Feeling blue
Submitted by: Mira
Q: Why did the cookie go to the docter? A: Because he felt crumby!
Bad Bite
Submitted by: Mira
Q: Why did the mosquito go to the docters? A: To improve his bite!
Cats & dogs
Submitted by: Rebecca
What did the cat say to the dog? Your barking up the wrong tree.
Garbagemen
Submitted by: Aaron
Q: What do garbagemen eat? A: Junk food!
Back to School
Submitted by: Tyler
Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray!! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon. What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte. Who designed Noah's ark? An ark-itect Why did the teacher weat sunglasses? Because her class was so bright. How do bees get to school? By school buzz.
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