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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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Joke List

ketchup

Submitted by: dareen

what do you eat when your late in your homework? A:ketchup-catch up

wood

Submitted by: areeg

what did the termite say when she that her friends had completley eaten a chair? a:wooden you know it

Red Head

Submitted by: Mira

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the cucumber dressing!

Bowling Alleys

Submitted by: Aaron

Q: Why should bowling alleys be quiet? A: So you can hear a pin drop!

Steam roller Super Heros

Submitted by: Mira

Q: What do you get when Batman and Robin get flattened by a steam roller? A: Flatman and Ribbon

hows there?

Submitted by: melodyp

will you remember me in a day? YES will you remember me in a week? YES will you remember me in a month? YES will you remember me in a year? YES knock knock HOW THERE you did'ent remember me

Mice

Submitted by: Ness

Q: What Martial Arts do mice like to pratice? A: Tai Chesse!!

Bacon

Submitted by: Aaron

Q: Why did the bacon laugh? A: Because the egg cracked a yolk!

Baseball

Submitted by: Aaron

Q: What did the baseball glove say to the baseball? A: "Catch you later!"

Dinosaur

Submitted by: Braden

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens weren't invented!

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