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Joke of the Week –Timbuktu

Submitted by: James

Where can you find Timbuktu? Between Timbukone and Timbukthree!

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Chicken

Submitted by: Jennie

Why the bubblegum cross the road? So the chicken will be stuck on the road!

cats favourite color

Submitted by: Amber

what is a cats favourit color? Purrr-ple!

Rebecca

Submitted by: Rebecca

Why did the foot ball team go the bank? To get their quarter back...

kristen

Submitted by: kristen

where does a cow like to go? the MOOvies.

Mira

Submitted by: Mira

What kind of a car does a humming bird drive? A hummer!

Mira

Submitted by: Mira

Where do fish keep there money? In the River Bank!

Mira

Submitted by: Mira

When does a wolf howl at the moon? On howlidays and Howlaween.

UFO

Submitted by: robyn

What is the astronaut see in his skillet? Unidentified frying object

iguana

Submitted by: madisyn

knock knock. who's there? iguana. iguana who? iguana hold your hand

Tools

Submitted by: Lexana

Q. What is the king of all the tools??? A. The ruler!!!

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